Thursday, December 2, 2010

Away in a Manger

 

Okay, so let’s just check in with our local KTRE 9 (your east Texas news leader, of course!) website and see what’s going on:

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Let’s deconstruct this, shall we?

1. I know Judge Lonnie Hunt, the photographer of the picture and there is a high possibility I went to school with and/or was taunted by Sergeant Romero at some time.

2. My mom actually told me about this last week when I was in town for Thanksgiving and we were driving around the square. To which I replied:

“Oh I’m sure it’s nothing, I bet he shows up in what, like three days or something—oh, oops… wrong holiday.”

She didn’t find it funny then, and I bet she doesn’t find it funny this time, either.

3. If the baby Jesus found in the Wal-Mart parking lot (and just so you know, it ALL goes down in the Wal-Mart parking lot) wasn’t the one from the courthouse, then who exactly is missing one?

3. If all else fails you can always check out NACOGDOCHES TRANSMISSION for what I can only assume, by their logo alone, is a military arms dealer masquerading as an automotive repair shop.

 

Artist: Nat King Cole/ Album: The Christmas Song

3 comments:

  1. Hahahaha. Oh, how I love you so.

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  2. Oh god. this is what I am surrounded by right now, Joseph. It's nauseating. And somehow amusing. And for the record, I laughed LITERALLY out loud at your "shows up in 3 days" joke.

    Also: "it all goes down in the Wal-Mart parking lot" NEVER. A. TRUER. WORD. SPOKEN. my friend.

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  3. Would I have taught sergeant Romo? Is that Freddie? And, of course, I love this!
    Have they checked backstage at CJH? There was always some stuff "going down" back there too!

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