Okay, so let’s just check in with our local KTRE 9 (your east Texas news leader, of course!) website and see what’s going on:
Let’s deconstruct this, shall we?
1. I know Judge Lonnie Hunt, the photographer of the picture and there is a high possibility I went to school with and/or was taunted by Sergeant Romero at some time.
2. My mom actually told me about this last week when I was in town for Thanksgiving and we were driving around the square. To which I replied:
“Oh I’m sure it’s nothing, I bet he shows up in what, like three days or something—oh, oops… wrong holiday.”
She didn’t find it funny then, and I bet she doesn’t find it funny this time, either.
3. If the baby Jesus found in the Wal-Mart parking lot (and just so you know, it ALL goes down in the Wal-Mart parking lot) wasn’t the one from the courthouse, then who exactly is missing one?
3. If all else fails you can always check out NACOGDOCHES TRANSMISSION for what I can only assume, by their logo alone, is a military arms dealer masquerading as an automotive repair shop.
Artist: Nat King Cole/ Album: The Christmas Song