Showing posts with label 30 Rock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 30 Rock. Show all posts

Thursday, December 29, 2011

You Have to Be Carefully Taught

 

My cousin, Hannah, came up yesterday to spend a couple of days in Houston over her Christmas break from Carnegie-Mellon and it has been a fantastic chance to hang out and chat more than we have in a long time.  At one point during the evening I posted the follow to my facebook and perhaps I should have worded my excitement in a different way:

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The “Tolerance” statues in question are an installation along the Allan Parkway by artist Jaume Plensa that I have often seen while driving by but never had a chance to actually go and visit.  And as proof of my bad influence:

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Me, Hannah and, as always, I keep one giant metal statue empty to represent our unfulfilled hopes and dreams…

… just kidding. My friend Zach was off having dinner with lesser people.

 

 

Artist: Richard Rogers and Oscar Hammerstein II / Album: South Pacific

Saturday, October 15, 2011

A Whale of a Tale

 

As with a large percentage of my posts, this really has no intrinsic value other than it’s beautiful… oh yeah, I guess it teaches you stuff too.  Surprise, surprise, I found this on BoingBoing.

 

 

The above reminded me, for obvious reason, of a segment from BBC’s Life.  If you listened to my advice a while back then you have already seen it, but for those of you who didn’t then here’s a little taste:

 

 

And, just because it’s the way my mind works, a little 30 Rock for your Saturday afternoon pleasure:

YOU WERE TOO LATE, AL GORE!!!

 

Artist: Kirk Douglas/ Album: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters

 

Now, if you frequent the blog with any sense of regularity you probably know that I am a pretty big TV/Film fan, so when I saw Netflix was offering one free month (as opposed to the week that I was used to seeing) I immediately pounced on the offer.  I had perused their archives before when at Matt and Joanie’s and was overwhelmed with the number of documentaries they offered, with one in particular catching my eye.

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Were I to see this in Toledo, OH they probably would have just called it Europa.  My friend Jamison played for Toledo Opera when they did a production of Benjamin Britten’s The Rape of Lucrecia and fearing low ticket sales due to, you know, the word “rape” in the title they decided to change it to simply Lucrecia.  I’m pretty sure I also remember hearing that the Britten society got (rightfully so) really upset about it. 

 

I vaguely remember seeing a preview for The Rape of Europa before it came out years ago and then kinda forgot about it, but with instant view I was able to watch it immediately! I’d love to blather on about how fascinating it is, but just watch the trailer instead:

 

The film begins with a discussion of Hitler’s original desire to become a painter and how his rejection from art school was utterly devastating to him.  Interestingly enough, I have actually seen a Hitler painting; while living in Waco I went to see one of his still life’s on display at the Red Men Museum.  Looks like Jack Donaghy was wrong in this week’s episode of 30 Rock!

 

Artist: Elton John/ Album: Honky Chateau

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Conversation Piece

 

I got bored working on my Sudoku during the flight and decided to do a little bit of viral blog advertising (I guess that’s what you’d call it?)

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You do NOT wanna mess with the AirTran flight crew from Atlanta to D.C.!

 

I seriously doubt that whomever sees this will have the requisite curiosity needed to later check out the blog, but it’d certainly be nice! (Also, it’s in the February issue and there’s only four more days left.  ACT NOW!!!)

Artist: Bernard Hermann/ Album: North by Northwest

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

10,000 Times

 

For this, my 175th post, I thought I would celebrate a blog milestone: this week I some.how passed 10,000 page views.  This is both an over (and oddly enough) understatement as A.) a modicum of those are my own visits BUT B.) the numbers only go back to June for some reason, so data is missing from March, April and May.

There’s a lot more statistics I’ll share at a later date about exactly how I might have gotten that many, but today I figured I’d provide a chance for some of you to catch up on the previous 174 posts with my “Top Ten” selection—now with updates on some older ones!

 

May 4th, 2010: President Obama speaks at my graduation

Another National Anthem

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June 20th, 2010: Introduction to Blue Lake Fine Arts Camp

Into the Woods

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August 29th, 2010: Moving from Ann Arbor to Houston

If You’re Gonna Play in Texas (You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band)

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October 14th, 2010: The Houston Museum of Fine Arts

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November 20th, 2010: A collection of stairs (yup, that’s it…)

On the Steps of the Palace

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December 5th, 2010: The John Cleary Gallery Christmas show

A Snowglobe Christmas

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December 19th, 2010:
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The Party’s Crashing Us

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January 16th, 2011: Hester’s goodbye party at Girl Talk

Shut the Club Down

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February 3rd, 2011: Dead Man Walking at HGO plus after party

Woman on the Tier

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February 10th, 2011: Amelie/Yann Tiersen at Fitzgerald’s

The Ballad of Booth

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Obviously this is only a brief smattering of these last eleven months… so feel free to do a little back catalogue viewing whenever the boredom ensues.  You know, like how you felt about a third of a way into reading this post.  I love comments and/or suggestions and while you’re at it, go ahead and subscribe—I’m still at a paltry (and unlucky) thirteen.

Anyway, here’s to approximately 10,000 more!!!!

Artist: Blu Cantrell/ Album: So Blu

Monday, February 14, 2011

Too Much Exposition

 

As I mentioned earlier today, my mind tends to work a bit circuitously… one thing will remind me of another then another then another until there are more tangents than a tenth grade geometry teacher knows what to do with (I’m talkin’ to YOU Mr. Burns)

At any rate, I came across this advertisement a while ago while looking for a lint roller at H.E.B and, though I never found that damn roller, I did come away with this jewel.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SISTER ACT MONEY, MARY CLARENCE!!!!!!??????!!!!!!

 

Plus, here’s the celebrity work-out video she did that Jack Donaghy said was even worse than Tracy Jordan Meat Machine.

Cue comment from Jan in 3… 2…

Artist: Mark Hollman/ Album: Urinetown

Extraordinary Machine

 

For the last month I have been racking my brain trying to figure out what these two sketches from a previous post remind me of:

 

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For the life of me I couldn’t put my finger on it.  That is… until I watched a re-run of 30 Rock from the first season:

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IT’S THE TRACY JORDAN MEAT MACHINE!!!!!!! (Where meat is the new bread)

 

You see the similarities, right? RIGHT?!?!  If not, then just know that’s how my brain works.  Never heard of the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine?  Just watch the infomercial:(Also, this is the best copy of the video I could find, sorry!)

Bread will never again maybe attack your brain! (Maybe this is what makes Burger Guys so GOOD!)

 

Artist: Fiona Apple/ Album: Extraordinary Machine

Friday, February 11, 2011

Rise Up

 

Last night when I was setting my computer to record 30 Rock I saw that this week on PBS’s Independent Lense documentary series was When I Rise: Barbara Conrad Smith, explained thusly:

A gifted black opera student at the University of Texas is thrust into a civil rights storm that changes her life forever.

A.) Sadly, I had never heard the name Barbara Conrad Smith.  B.) She’s fantastic.  C.) How had I never heard the name Barbara Conrad Smith!!!!

Independent Lense is actually one of my favorite series.  I first saw many of my favorite documentaries through PBS—Between the Folds and Helvetica being one that I have watched numerous times each.  Needless to say, I took it’s being on “Independent Lense” as a giant stamp of approval.

The full video can be seen at this address, but ONLY until February 15th… so take an hour this weekend and watch this fascinating life story! DO IT!!!

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How could you not want to watch that! Those roadways and pastures they show are straight out of Houston County countryside—love it! Bonus: there’s a special guest appearance from crazy crazy Harry Belafonte!

Artist: Indigo Girls/ Album: All That We Let In

Thursday, February 10, 2011

The Ballad of Booth

 

Last Friday Houston was host to **SNOWPOCALYPSE 2011!!** that engulfed our fair gulf city, effectively bringing Beltway 8 and my mother (in town with dad for business) to a complete halt.  So when I got a call from Paul, Keith and Zach to see if I wanted to hang out, my evening was as free as Interstate 45!

I got over to his house and the first thing he says is:

Paul: So… do you know who Yann Tiersen is?

Me: The name sounds familiar, but that means nothing really.

Paul: He’s the guy who wrote the music for that French movie Amelie.

Me: *mouth wide open* OMGILOVETHATSOUNDTRAAACK!!

Paul: Oh, so then I guess the answer to “Would you be interested in going to see him perform at Fitzgeralds later tonight, then?” is going to be a… … … “yes”?

Me: YEESSSSSSSSSS!!

 

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I don’t remember exactly when I first saw Amelie, but I do know that it actively changed the way I watched movies.  Suddenly I was noticing the subtleties of cinematography, the way shots were composed, how long scenes would last until being cut to a different camera angle, the use of color, and (more relevant to this particular post) how a score can effectively enhance the viewer’s experience.  As you can see from the poster to your left and the film trailer above, this movie is where color saturation goes to binge.  Think of it as Snookie at a Spec’s… but with ultraviolet tanning booths. 

The use of reds, greens, blues and yellows was inspired by Brazilian Artist Juarez Machado, and it’s actually something that always comes to mind when I’m decorating my apartment.  I know it sounds rather, I don’t know, pretentious to say that “this movie changed the way I see the world,” but it kinda did in both a literal and metaphorical way.

Also, don’t believe me about my apartment? CHECK OUT BELOW!!

 

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We had a couple of hours to spare, so we watched the most recent episode of 30 Rock, a couple of backlogged  How It’s Mades, and grabbed some Tex-Mex for dinner.  As we were pulling up to the place I realized that I had been here before when I first moved to Houston and hung out with Brad and Michele the first time.  Except… it has two different stage areas and we sat downstairs for about an hour listening to a god-awful rock band wondering where the hell the act we came to see was.  (The answer is: upstairs in the main stage).  Needless to say, I wasn’t going to let us make that mistake.

We found a pretty good spot to the left of the stage near the (quite paltry) merchandise station. The guy manning the table absolutely looked like he didn’t want to be there and we all started joking around that it was probably Yann’s nephew, who, after his father died in a tragic bus accident, was shuttled away by his mother (Yann’s sister) so that he could have a good father figure in his life.

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Dani Tiersen: Drifter of the first order (Also, I’m not sure why this looks like a still shot from The Shield)

 

We also all agreed that, if ever there were to be a movie made about his life, that Meryl Streep should be cast.  Need I remind you?… I think I shall!


The opening act was S. Carey, whose sound we can best equate to music written by a pod of whales trained by Rufus Wainwright in an aquarium run by Philip Glass. 

Me: What did you think about that first act?

Paul: I mean it was nice, I guess.  Very “chill”. I could have a conversation during the performance without A.) straining my voice [always a plus for singers] and B.) having to feel guilty about it.

During the long intermission (that’s what it’s called at a concert, right?) we took the chance to eavesdrop on the clientele.  Or as Zach put it: “Geez, I feel like I'm in an episode of Skins—the British version, of course. Not that bastardized new MTV one.”

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WATCH OUT TEENS!!!! The Parents Television Council is after you!!!

One Christmas I went to Wal-Mart with my sister-in-law, Joanie, and while waiting in line she of the statistics background asked: “I wonder what percentage of people here are shopping for Christmas presents and what percentage are just here for every-day items.”  I had never really thought of things that way (my non-sequitors are generally seen through a pop-culture tinted lense).  Now when I am in large groups of people and trying to kill time I will ask a similar question.

Me: How many people here do you think watch How It’s Made.

Paul: Oh wow, probably not many.  How many people here do you think are teenage couples awkwardly holding hands?

Me: Hmmm, definitely more than my question.  OOH, I wonder how many people here both watch How It’s Made AND are a teenage couple awkwardly holding hands.

 

If only there were some way that we could visualize that raw data.

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The break also gave us an opportunity to peruse the scenery, noting that the barn-turned-concert-venue feeling would lend well for a dinner theater experience, which quickly spiraled into our planned mounting of a musical version of the 30 Rock episode we had seen several hours previously.

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It’ll be this decades The Producers, I promise!!

 

There was much excitement when Yann made the stage, the most emphatic being a fellow Frenchman screaming out something in their native tongue.  I really wanted to yell something out as well but my French isn’t that good.  About all I could muster was: “JE M’APELLE JOSEPH!!” “ICI-BAS!!!” “LE SANGE ET SUR LA BRANCHE!!!!!!!” 

At one point he pulled out a violin for an intro to one of his pieces, which always reminds me of my friend, Clinton, who said every time he used to play at his church in Lake Jackson someone would inevitably come up to him afterwards and say something like: “Yeah yeah, that Mozart was real nice BUT… can you play “The Devil Goes Down to Georgia?!?!”

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HOE-DOWN!!!!

As Zach noted, it was interesting to see what music he performs when not in the context of a certain character or cinematic mood (ie: the whimsey and fantasy of Amelie’s Paris).  The whole time I was there I kept wishing that my former roommate, Lembit, could have been hanging out with us.  I always loved when he would just stroll around the house playing his accordion and sing-narrating whatever was happening: “Your saaaaauccccee needs more cummmiiiiiiiinnnn” or “Joseeeeeepphhhh, your laundry [dominant chord] is *dramatic pause*… FINNNIIISSSHEEEEDD [minor tonic chord]”.  Basically he was our very own wandering Amelie soundtrack long before Yann was even in the picture.

So once again a fantastic evening (and yet another shattered mirror of a blog post) was birthed from equal parts free evening and social happenstance! Unfortunately I once again forgot to get pictures of the four of us for the blog… so in our final WTF?!? moment, with the magic of photoshop and the pilfering of facebook I’ve taken some pictures from my dear friend, Heather’s, wedding last year when she had a photo boot at the reception and made an Amelie homage.  (Note to former brides—DO THIS!!!!  It was fantastic!!)  Also, as I am not friends with Zach and Keith on the fb I had to do the best I could…

Photo Booth

(With special guest star body, Nancy Brooks!)

Artist: Stephen Sondheim/ Album: Assassins

BONUS ROUND!! As I was leaving the concert I spotted a classmate of mine  from High School, James, across the dance floor.   We were headed out the door at the time and I wasn’t able to say hi to him, but in a bit of serendipity he was actually at Heather’s wedding as well and got a shot in the photo booth.  So, sorry I couldn’t chat, but I’m giving you a blog shout out!!!

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Heather and James Dean Franco Rains