For my dad-- the PRESIDENT of the Texas Dental Association. By the way... props to the teacher who gave the student +2!
Where's a good pair of parachute pants when you need them?
Ugh, there's nothing worse than a liberal, doe-eyed sea creature proselytizing about the abject horrors of Global Warming. So instead of "my dog ate my homework" it's now "some walrus inhabited my homework"? Listen buddy, take your cockamamie hoo-haw science some other place besides my math assignment, ya hear???!!! (Speaking of homework... there is no way in hell I spelled "proselytizing" without having to do a little research of my own. Yay dictionary.com for quick speling checks!)
For my brother, who probably has more hair than I do :(
For Kelley... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!
And of course the best for lassssssst:
Oh puh-lease. The "I actually work at Home Depot and I was selling the last snow shovel" is the oldest story in the book.
A++++ Super Gold Star Plus to this website!